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There are loads of articles on the ‘net
that give women a hard time: 5 reasons why you don’t need a girlfriend,
why women only make your life worse, and 10 reasons why my toaster is
better than my wife, to name but a few. So, in our attempt to level the
playing field, we list the top 10 reasons why a wife is actually better
than man’s real best friend -- his PC.
1. Your wife never breaks down. Well, rarely anyway. And at least
this never happens when you’ve got something really important to do --
in her case it’s either after a teary episode of Eastenders, or just
after you’ve announced her mother-in-law’s arrival. You’ll still be able
to get on with what you wanted to do; no problem.
2. She doesn’t need constant updates. Whilst your PC needs newer
versions of software to keep running smoothly, your wife will keep
trudging along with the minimal of attention. Well, she may require some
TLC from time to time, but at least this is cheaper than the latest
version of Windows.
3. She doesn’t need to be ‘turned’ on to work. In fact, many
wives go through the majority of their married lives without being
turned on at all...
4. She never loses her memory. All those files and photos that
disappear from your PC in a Flash? Never happens with a wife. Every
single thing is stored permanently, so don’t worry: all those mistakes
you’ve made in the past are recalled with ease.
Wife or PC? Make the right decision!
5. Your wife gives you things. OK, they may be somewhat
unusual gifts -- who really
wants a talking toothbrush for their birthday? -- but it’s the thought
that counts. The only thing Mr. PC gives you is a headache.
6. PCs don’t touch back. No matter how hard you try (and no
matter what website you’re surfing), your computer will never reach out
and touch you.
7. Your wife looks fantastic. Even if your PC has a see-through
case with flashing LEDs to boot, you still won’t be carrying a photo of
it in your wallet.
8. Alcohol and PCs don’t go together. Pour some vodka on your
keyboard if you want proof of this. A nice bit of rum and your wife,
however, and a good night is usually had by all.
9. You’ll never be called a geek for spending too much time with your
wife. If you’re playing World of Warcraft until the early hours,
however, then you’ll never avoid that jibe.
10. Your wife can’t be bought. To get the very best PC you need
very deep pockets. To get the most amazing wife you don’t need any money
at all...
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